Women!

Someone sent me this funny email. I thought it was really funny and quite true so I thought I should share it. I do it sometimes too. Do you? (If you’re a woman) Does your wife/girlfriend do it? (If you’re a man). No wonder the men find us women so infuriating sometimes. Hahaha.

男人最怕的三个 答案 (Three answers most afraid by men)

（1）随 便 (Whatever)
男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Men: What shall we have for dinner?
女：随便。 Woman: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Man: Why don’t we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Woman: Don’t want lah, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

男：要不咱们吃川菜。Man: Alright, why don’t we have TzeChuan cuisine
女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃……. Woman: Yesterday we ate TzeChuan, today eat again?
男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Man: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Woman: Seafood no good lah, later I get diarrhea
男：那你说吃什么？ Man: Then what do you suggest?
女：随便。Woman : Whatever..

（2）都行 (Anything)
男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Man: So what shall we do now?
女：都行。Woman: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Man: How about watching a movie? Long time we didn’t watch a movie
女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Woman: Watching movie no good lah, waste time only
男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Man: How about we go bowling, do some exercise?
女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Woman: Exercise on such a hot day? You dont feel tired meh?
男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Man: Then we find a café and have a drink
女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Woman: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Man: Then what do you suggest?
女：都行！ Woman: Anything

（3）看你 (You Decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home loh
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Man: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you
女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want lah
男：那就打车走。Man: Ok we will take a Taxi
女：这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it lah… for such a short distance
男：那走路好了，散散步？ Man: Alright, then we walk loh. Take a slow walk
女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Woman: How to walk with an empty stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么着啊？ Man: Then what do you suggest?
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Man: Let’s have dinner first
女：随便。Woman: Whatever…
男：吃什么？ Man: Eat what?
女：都行 Woman: Anything

看看四下无人，杀了她……） (Look around… no one here, gonna kill her….)

Apologies if the above email happened to have originated from a blog post. I don’t want to be accused of copying! Sharing a funny email you received is ok but copying blog posts word for word is a no-no!