Someone sent me this funny email. I thought it was really funny and quite true so I thought I should share it. I do it sometimes too. Do you? (If you’re a woman) Does your wife/girlfriend do it? (If you’re a man). No wonder the men find us women so infuriating sometimes. Hahaha.

男人最怕的三个 答案 (Three answers most afraid by men)

(1)随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What shall we have for dinner?
女:随便。 Woman: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。Man: Why don’t we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Woman: Don’t want lah, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

男:要不咱们吃川菜。Man: Alright, why don’t we have TzeChuan cuisine
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃……. Woman: Yesterday we ate TzeChuan, today eat again?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Man: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Woman: Seafood no good lah, later I get diarrhea
男:那你说吃什么? Man: Then what do you suggest?
女:随便。Woman : Whatever..

(2)都行 (Anything)
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Man: So what shall we do now?
女:都行。Woman: Anything
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。Man: How about watching a movie? Long time we didn’t watch a movie
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。Woman: Watching movie no good lah, waste time only
男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Man: How about we go bowling, do some exercise?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Woman: Exercise on such a hot day? You dont feel tired meh?
男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。Man: Then we find a café and have a drink
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。Woman: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Man: Then what do you suggest?
女:都行! Woman: Anything

(3)看你 (You Decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home loh
女:看你。Woman: You decide
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Man: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want lah
男:那就打车走。Man: Ok we will take a Taxi
女:这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it lah… for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步? Man: Alright, then we walk loh. Take a slow walk
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Woman: How to walk with an empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Man: Then what do you suggest?
女:看你。Woman: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Man: Let’s have dinner first
女:随便。Woman: Whatever…
男:吃什么? Man: Eat what?
女:都行 Woman: Anything

看看四下无人,杀了她……) (Look around… no one here, gonna kill her….)

Apologies if the above email happened to have originated from a blog post. I don’t want to be accused of copying! Sharing a funny email you received is ok but copying blog posts word for word is a no-no!

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