“Mummy, if they are not allowed to sell nuggets in the school canteen anymore than I must buy all of them now to keep.”
“Mummy, what about McDonalds and KFC, they won’t be allowed to sell junk food too?”
“If you all continue with that angry bird game now, you’re going to have one angry mama!”
“Mummy, you get 1 star for being good.” In the next instance…… “Mummy, you get minus 100 stars. Bad mommy.”
“Mummy, my birthday wasn’t really a birthday…. because I forgot to make a wish. …. I wish…. to play games all day!”
There’s more, but I can’t remember all those random crazy conversations we have at home.

CLAP CLAP!! Mate, you hv a very smart kid, should be proud, really really proud!
kids just make your life so interesting!
Nosier… but more interesting. Haha.
today benghui asked me how to differentiate a male n female cow. i said a male cow is bigger. he seemed satisfied
Haha. Good answer to a tricky question. lol.
Stockpiling chicken nuggets…what a great idea! We were out at dinner last week and my daughter noticed a young couple kissing. Then she asked “why is he whispering in her mouth?” Was adorable!
This goes to proof that KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THING..:)
All the time!